naturalists, and have seen multiple specimens of flattened armadillos
in this fine state.
2. All flavors of Gatorade taste exactly the same. Except Strawberry,
which tastes like a medicinal Jolly Rancher, and thus is not something
you want to taste while riding a bicycle, or maybe ever.
3. Sitting for an extended period of time in an air conditioned
convenience store is not conducive to motivating to go outside and
bike when it is over 90 degrees outside. In fact, the effects of the
air conditioner are detrimental to any such exercising initiatives.
4. Popsicle stick jokes can be amusing when its too hot to care.
(Example: what animal doesn't like to do laundry? The leopard, because
it has so many spots.)
5. Beers taste really, really good while enjoyed IN a lake. Swimming
with one hand while trying to hold said beer is not recommended,
however.
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